Category Archives: movies
Caring for the brain
A chap puts his brain in the fridge. Starts leaving the house. His wife shouts after him, “Where are you going?!” “To a Hindi movie.” . . . . ©Cinebaap, 2011
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A banana a day keeps the madness away
There has been no word on when this film will release overseas. The argument that if you were not born in the US you can’t see the movie is preposterous. Not everybody can be born in the US. It’s physically … Continue reading
A beginner’s guide to film production: how to arrange for director & actress
Imagine this scenario: Ram Gopal Varma kidnapped by Pakistan. Along with any one of his current favourite heroines. The motive: to revive the Pakistani film industry. What kind of public response would this invite? How many tons of saliva will … Continue reading
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Banana resurrection
After Last Season June 5 has slipped into history. June 6 is slipping. There has not been a single review of our beloved movie, which was supposed to hit the theatres yesterday. Is some conspiracy afoot? By whom? Why? And … Continue reading
WAITER! Somebody has puked in this shake!
A few years back I and a friend caught a movie in a near-empty theater. It was something called C U at 9. It was supposed to be a horror movie. And it turned out that it was, actually, a … Continue reading
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